Actual Conversation I

Hey, Jesus.

-Hmmmph.

Hey, Jesus.

-Hmmph.

Dude!

-What?

Which was better, the '53 La Mission Haut Brion, or the '61 Latour?

-The '53 La Mission, but only 'cuz the Latour was slightly corked.

But you liked the Latour, right?

-Good, but not great.

Will you turn those Arrowhead water bottles in the garage into '53 La Mission?

-No, I won't.